Footle #3
I travel through out the land,
to fight off evil creatures with my two-hand.
Everyone knows who i am,
people bow when i enter the tram.
If someone gives me attitude, you'll hear WHAM!
Oh shit, it's Vyrindal, that's right, that's who i am.
I got pointy ears and long purple hair,
I am a Night Elf Female and the Horde's worst Nightmare.
Other kids call me a geek, but they do not realize who's behind the pimples and thick glasses,
For i am Vyrindal, the Night Elf with over a hundred honor badges.
Ingame i'm a cocky bastard, ingame i can act however i want,
ingame i am a mighty warrior, ingame i still haunt.
People say i have no life and spend to much time playing a video game,
But they do not understand, in here i get fame.
Forum trolls call me lame behind a fake nickname, because i pwnd their alt in Strangelthorn Vale,
I just laugh in their face and tell them they're made of fail, before i grab my astma medication and inhale.
My 2vs2 Arena team gives me over 700 points a week, now tell me who needs to be finding girls and start dating,
when i have over 2500 rating.
I laugh in the face of the nubs who hasn't yet realized World Of Warcrafts greatness,
nubs who has yet to see a NightElf bounce up and down topless.
Now, it's Saturday evening and i don't have time to keep writing,
me and 39 other geeks are going to Illidan fighting!
